Teh Pizza Lady Posted June 17, 2024 Report Posted June 17, 2024 He is a moose-kin... And he has a raging blood-lust against foresters. There I was, the other day, minding my own business, just trying to chop trees for my charcoal pit when out of the corner of my eye, I saw him... or rather his shadow. It was Dave. There was no mistaking his long, spindly legs; his elongated neck and giraffe-like proportions! And has luck would have it Dave decided to attack, but not before quietly transforming himself into a moose and charging head-first at me. I just want to thank my lucky stars that he didn't turn into a moose with antlers or that would have been the end for me! TL;DR: Dave is an other-worldly moose that is constantly on the prowl for Seraphs chopping trees to make firewood and charcoal 4
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