MicrowaveOven Posted August 5, 2025 Report Posted August 5, 2025 Microwaves are the most evil constructs in this world. They are pure chaotic evil, and revel in chaos and destruction, using their evil powers to imbue food with entropy. Their purpose in this world is to create a black hole to consume the entire universe, but so far they've only reached a point where the molecules in the food move more rapidly, causing it to heat up. 1 1
hstone32 Posted August 5, 2025 Report Posted August 5, 2025 Not buying it. Having a hard time believing anything could possibly be more evil than an HP printer. 1
Facethief Posted August 7, 2025 Report Posted August 7, 2025 This is definitely a rage against one of the machines. 1
Rudometkin Posted August 19, 2025 Report Posted August 19, 2025 On 8/5/2025 at 11:39 AM, MicrowaveOven said: Microwaves are the most evil constructs in this world. Shoot, I've got one of them in my house. This thread started off strong
Teh Pizza Lady Posted August 23, 2025 Report Posted August 23, 2025 Just today, I tried to heat a bowl of stir fry and rice. What did the evil microwave oven do? It heated the bowl. The stir fry and rice were still cold. 2 1
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