Michael Gates Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 I have explored the perilous depths of the earth, and returned with an "Aged Table!" Truly, a furnishing of great puissance. I shall use it as tables are meant to be used-- I shall make pies! Pies of tremendous might, such that no modern person has seen! But what is this? I cannot spread out a pie crust on the table? This is an outrage! This is unthinkable! This is.. ...okay, that's actually pretty gross. I guess I'll, uh, just make regular pies. With a regular table. That isn't covered in, oh jeez, what IS that stuff even? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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