runeAnarki

I voted for poison because hiding THIS in my friend groups food stores will always be my favorite pastime. As much as I love the essential and almost required vintage story experience of getting jumped by two wolf packs and a jetpack bear... something about myself or a friend keeling over because we ate something we shouldn't have always puts a massive grin on my face. (am I evil?)

amidst all these essays, I alone am the simpleton. (<-- for clarification, this is a joke. the only meaning behind it is "I don't write much, and I hope this sentince gives you a little chuckle") I just want my grunting stick to not eat into my hunger bar with the ferocity of a starving hyena.