I am the cute pizza lady, apparently.

[Teh Pizza Lady]

You all saw it... that post... with the video.

Some people really associate me with pizza and I guess for good reason. Recently it has come to light that I am, apparently, a lady! So I guess it's time to lean into that identity.

So with that out of the way, HI VINTAGE STORY! I AM TEH CUTE PIZZA LADY!

Edited August 27, 2025 by traugdor

[Michaloid]

You have come such a long way, i am proud of you.

[Teh Pizza Lady]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

[Michaloid]

Do not post more. This is perfect.

[Bumber]

Tried to post on that video, but Youtube is shadow banning my posts. I spent ~11 hours on it (seriously), and I'm a bit miffed.

Edit: Managed to get most of it through in chunks. Pizza bagel pepperoni chunks.

Edited August 29, 2025 by Bumber

[Teh Pizza Lady]

I prescribe a nice thick slice of pepperoni for your troubles.

[Echo Weaver]

I really need context for this -- cute pizza what? Video what? 

[Teh Pizza Lady]

16 hours ago, Michaloid said:

Do not post more. This is perfect.

Oopsie... sorry. It couldn't be helped. Perhaps my signature below will provide some comfort.

P.S. Perhaps we'll meet again in around 69,000 posts give or take a few?

[Teh Pizza Lady]

41 minutes ago, Echo Weaver said:

I really need context for this -- cute pizza what? Video what? 

Cute. Pizza. Lady.

And no I'm not making a video of myself... you don't want to see my pizza-sauce stained face dripping with pepperoni grease with bits of melted cheese in my hair.

[OBAMFSpike]

On 8/28/2025 at 3:11 AM, Bumber said:

Tried to post on that video, but Youtube is shadow banning my posts. I spent ~11 hours on it (seriously), and I'm a bit miffed.

Edit: Managed to get most of it through in chunks. Pizza bagel pepperoni chunks.

Youtube is a$$hoe and I mean that. Former content creator here. I was canceled for medical disinformation, election fraud disinformation and cyber bullying for addressing a user by labeling a video with their name and telling them if they played with fire they'd get burned. 

Im intrigued to know more about your mishap and shadow banning. Do tell. 

[Insanitydust]

Well pizza is good! though i admit i ate so much of it in my life ive gotten sick of it

[tinyoverflow]

What the hell am I reading here. Not sure if I wanna know what this is about 

[LadyWYT]

2 hours ago, tinyoverflow said:

What the hell am I reading here. Not sure if I wanna know what this is about 

It's...complicated. A funny joke about some old forum drama, basically.